overheard while trimming the tree

On Going to See a Gospel Choir:
MOM: They're going to try and get you to join their Church. Are you prepared for that?
EMILY: Yeah. Maybe I'll just go, "Bleeeh! Look at my pentacle! I'm the devil!"
MOM: No, I don't think you should do that.
DAD: I think she should do that.

MOM: Catholics--we just go to Church, and...
EMILY: ...and eat a cracker.